Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Sign
Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Exotic Animal, Fish, Rodent
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Homemaker
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
I Live
With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Situation Comedies, Movies, Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Romance, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mystery