Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Frau Suche eine/n Mann
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Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
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Wassermann
Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Dick und Schön
Meine Größe ist
5' 6 (1.68 m)
Meine Augen sind
Haselnussbraun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Geschieden
Ich habe Kinder
Ja - Zuhause
Ich möchte Kinder
Nein
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Augen
Körperkunst
Überall tätowiert, Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren, Geheime Piercings, Sichtbare Tattoos
Mein Haar ist
Rötlich braun / Rot
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Katze, Exotisches Tier, Fisch, Nagetier
Bereit umzuziehen
Nein
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Universitäts-Abschluss
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Hausmann/Hausfrau
Meine Spezialität ist
Verkauf / Marketing
Ich lebe
Mit Kind(ern), Mit Haustier(en)
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Normalo
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Laut, Freundlich, Comedian, Feurig, Flirtwillig, Offen, Dunkel, Eigenartig
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Lesen, Filme, Internet, Familie, Essen gehen, Reisen, Kochen, Camping, Computer
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Filme, Entspannen, Ein Buch lesen, Sich aufstylen, In ein Konzert gehen
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Scharf, Mysteriös, Ein Flirt
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Situations-Komödien, Filme, Serien
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Comedy, Romanze, Horror, Thriller
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mystery