Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Femeie În căutare de Bărbat
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Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Zodie
Vărsător
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Mare și frumos
Înălțimea mea este
5' 6 (1.68 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Căprui
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Divorțat(ă)
Am copii
Da - Acasă
Doresc copii
Nu
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Ochi
Body Art
Tatuat peste tot, Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i), Piercing secret, Tatuaj vizibil
Părul meu este
Roșcat / roșu
Am mai multe de asta
Pisică, Animal exotic, Pește, Rozător
Dispus să mă mut
Nu
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Diplomă de Universitate
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Casnic(ă)
Specializarea mea este
Vânzări / Marketing
Eu trăiesc
Cu un copil (copii), Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Prietenii vin ocazional
Fumez
Nu
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Normal
Comportamentul meu social este
Gălăgios, Prietenos, De comedie, De aventură, Cochet, Deschis, Întunecat, Ciudat
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Citire, Filme, Internet , Familie, Mese, Călătorii, Gătire, Camping, Calculatoare
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, Chefuri, Filmele, Relaxare, Citind o carte, Joacă cu îmbrăcăminte, La un concert
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Vulgar, Tainic, Cochet
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Comedii, Filme, Telenovele
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Comedie , Romantism, De groază, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Rock , Metal , Electronică, Industrială, Punk
Când citesc, eu citesc
Fantezie , De groază, Umor, Mister