Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Kvinne Søker A Mann
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Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
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Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Stor og flott
Min høyde er
5 '6 (1,68 m)
Øynene mine er
Hassel
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Skilt
Jeg har barn
Ja - bor hjemme
Jeg vil ha barn
Nei
Min beste egenskap er
Øyne
Kropps kunst
Tatovert over hele, Piercing ... Men bare ørene, Hemmelig Piercing, Synlig tatovering
Mitt hår er
Rød
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Katt, Eksotisk dyr, Fisk, Gnager
Villing til å flytte
Nei
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Universitetsgrad
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Hjemmeværende
Min spesialitet er
Salg / Markedsføring
Jeg bor
Med barn, Med kjæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer av og til på besøk
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Ja - Sosialt
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Gjennomsnittlig
Min sosiale atferd er
Høylydt, Vennlig, Komisk, Brann starter, Flørtende, Utadvent, Mørk, Merkelig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Lese, Filmer, Internett, Familie, Restaurant, Reise, Lage mat, Kamping, Datamaskiner
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Feste, Kino, Slappe av, Lese en bok, Kle seg ut, Gå på konsert
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, Frekk, obskur, En flørt
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Komedie, Filmer, Såper
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Komedie, Romantikk, Skrekk, Thriller
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Rock, Metall, Electro, Industri, Punk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Fantasi, Skrekk, Humor, Mysterier