Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Mujer Buscando Hombre
Información Básica
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Signo
Acuario
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Grande y Hermoso/a
Mi altura es
5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mis ojos son
Avellana
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Divorciado
Tengo hijos
Si - En Casa
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi Mejor característica es
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…
Tatuado/a por todas partes, Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas, Piercings secretos, Tatuaje visible
Mi pelo es
Caoba / Rojo
Tengo uno o más de estos
Gato , Animal Exótico, Peces, Roedor
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
No
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Diploma Universitario
Mi situación laboral actual es
Construcción Casas
Mi especialidad es
Ventas / Marketing
Vivo en
Con Hijo/s, Con Mascota/s
En casa
Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente
Soy Fumador
No
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Un tipo normal
Socialmente, me describiría como
Ruidoso, Amistoso, Cómico, Quien siempre enciende el fuego, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a, Oscuro, Extraña / Rarezas
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Leer, Películas, Internet, Familia, Cenar, Viajar, Cocinar, Ir de camping, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Ir de fiesta, Películas, Relajarse, Leer un Libro, Jugar a vestirme elegante, Ir a un Concierto
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Obsceno, Oscuro, Coqueteo
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Comedias de Situación, Películas, Telenovelas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Comedia , Romance, Horror, Suspense
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Rock, Metal, Electrónica, Industrial, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Fantasía, Horror, Humor, Misterio