Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Kvinna Letar efter Man
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Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Stjärntecken
Vattumannen
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Stor och vacker
Min längd är
168 cm
Mina ögon är
Brungröna
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Skild
Jag har barn
Ja - hemma
Jag vill ha barn
Nej
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Ögon
Kroppskonst
Täckt av tatueringar, Hål… Men bara i öronen, Hemliga piercings, Synlig tatuering
Mitt hår är
Rödbrunt / Rött
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Katt, Exotiskt djur, Fisk, Gnagare
Villig att flytta
Nej
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Universitetsexamen
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Hemmafru/man
Min specialitet är
Försäljning / Marknad
Jag bor
Med barn, Med husdjur
Hemma
Vänner hälsar på då och då
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Medelmåttan
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Högljudd, Vänlig, Komiker, Eldstål, Flirtig, Utåtriktad, Mörk, Konstig
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Läsa, Filmer, Internet, Familj, Middag, Resor, Matlagning, Campa, Datorer
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Festar, Bio, Tar det lugnt, Läsa en bok, Leka maskerad, Gå på konsert
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Vänlig, Oanständig, Obskyr, En flirt
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Dokusåpor, Filmer, Såpoperor
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Komedier, Romantik, Skräck, Thriller
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Rock, Hårdrock, Eletronisk, Industriell, Punk
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Fantasy, Skräck, Humor, Mystery