Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Donna Cerca un/una Uomo
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Mi descriverei come
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Segno zodiacale
Acquario
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Grande e Bello
La mia altezza è
5' 6 (1.68 m)
I miei occhi sono
Nocciola
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
Sì - A casa
Voglio figli
No
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Occhi
Body Art
Inchiostro dappertutto, Piercing…ma solo all'orecchio, Piercing nascosto, Tatuaggio visibile
I Miei capelli sono
Rossi
Ho una o più di queste
Gatti, Animali esotici, Pesci, Roditori
Volontà di trasferimento
No
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Laurea
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Casalinga
La mia specializzazione è
Vendita/ Marketing
Vivo
Con figli, Con animali domestici
A casa
Visite occasionali di amici
Fumo
No
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Pinco Pallino
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Chiassoso, Amichevole, Comico, Incendiario, da flirtare, Estroverso, Scuro, Strano
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Letture, Fim, Internet, Famiglia, Cene, Viaggi, Cucina, Campeggio, Computer
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Feste, I Film, Relax, Leggere un libro, Travestirsi, Andare a un concerto
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Volgare, Oscuro, Un Flirt
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Situation Commedies, Fim, Telenovela
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Commedie, Romantici, Horror, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Rock, Metal, Elettronica, Industrial, Punk
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Fantasy, Horror, Umorismo, Misteri