Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Vrouw Op zoek naar een Man
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Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Sterrenbeeld
Waterman
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
BBW
Mijn Lengte Is
5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Hazelnootkleurig
Mijn Ethniciteit Is
Blank
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Gescheiden
Ik Heb Kinderen
Ja - Bij Mij Thuis
Ik Wil Kinderen
Nee
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Ogen
Body Art
Overal tatoeages, Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren, Geheime piercings, Zichtbare tatoeage
Mijn Haar Is
Rood
Ik heb één of meer van deze
Kat, Exotisch Dier, Vis, Knaagdier
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Nee
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
Bachelor
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Huisvrouw/Huisman
Mijn specialisatie is
Militair
Ik Woon
Met kind(eren), Met Huisdier(en)
Bij mij thuis
Komen er soms vrienden langs
Ik Ben Een Roker
Nee
Ik Drink
Ja - Als ik uitga
Persoonlijkheid
Op de middelbare school was ik
Gewoon
In sociale situaties ben ik
Luid, Vriendelijk, Grappig, Baas, Flirterig, Gezellig, Donker, Raar
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn
Lezen, Films, Internet, Gezin, Eten, Reizen, Koken, Kamperen, Computers
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Met Vrienden zijn, Feesten, Films, Relaxen, Een boek lezen, Me verkleden, Naar een concert gaan
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als
Vriendelijk, Ranzig, Obscuur, Een Flirt
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Komedies, Films, Soaps
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Actie, Komedie, Romantiek, Horror, Thriller
Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar
Rock, Metal, Electonische Muziek , Industrial, Punk
Ik lees graag
Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Mysterie