Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Женщина Ищу Мужчину
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Я бы описал(а) себя как
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Знак зодиака
Водолей
Внешность и семейное положение
Телосложение
Большое и красивое
Мой рост
167 см
Мои глаза
Карие
Моя этническая принадлежность
Белый европеец/кавказец
Семейное положение
В разводе
У меня есть дети
Да - дома
Хочу детей
Нет
Привлекательная часть тела
Глаза
Боди-арт
Разрисован(а), Пирсинг… ушей, Скрытый пирсинг, Видимые тату
Мои волосы
Рыжий / каштановый
Домашние животные
Кошка, Экзотическое животное, Рыба, Грызун
Хочу переехать
Нет
Статус
Образование
Высшее (магистр)
Работа/Учеба:
Домохозяйка
Род занятий
Продажи/Реклама/Маркетинг
Живу
С детьми, С домашними животными
Дома
Иногда приходят друзья
Отношение к курению
Нет
Пью
Да, в компаниях
Характер
В школе я был(а):
Ничего особенного
Мое социальное поведение
Шумное, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Зачинатель скандалов, Флирт, Свободное, Мрачное, Странное
Интересы и увлечения:
Чтение, Фильмы, Интернет, Семья, Ужин, Путешествия, Приготовление еды, Кэмпинг, Компьютеры
Мое представление об отлично проведенном времени
Тусовки с друзьями, Вечеринки, Фильмы, Расслабление, Чтение книг, Игра в переодевания, Пойду на концерт
Друзья считают что я:
Сама дружелюбность, Вульгарный(ая), Со странностями, Флирт
Вкусы
По телевизору, я всегда смотрю
Ситкомы, Фильмы, Мыльные оперы
Предпочитаемые жанры фильмов:
Экшн, Комедии, Мелодрамы, Ужасы, Триллеры
Предпочитаемая музыка
Рок, Метал , Электроника , Промышленная, Панк
Я люблю читать:
Фантазия, Ужасы, Юмор, Тайна