Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Femme Cherchant Homme
Informations de base
Je me décrirais comme
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Signe
Verseau
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
BBW
Ma taille est
5' 6 (1.68 m)
Mes yeux sont
Noisettes
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Divorcé/e
J'ai des enfants
Oui - chez moi
Je veux des enfants
Non
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Yeux
Art Corporel
Couvert(e) de tatouages, Oreilles percées, Piercings cachés, Tatouages visibles
Mes cheveux sont
Auburns/Roux
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chat, Animal exotique, Poisson, Rongeur
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Non
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Diplôme d'études supérieures
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Au foyer
Mon domaine de compétence est
Vente/Marketing
Je vis
Avec mes enfants, Avec des animaux
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Non
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Normal/e
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Bruyant, Sympa, Comique, Impulsif, Séducteur, Ouvert, Sombre, Bizarre
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Lecture, Films, Internet, Famille, Dîner , Voyages, Cuisine, Camper, Ordinateurs
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Faire la fête, Regarder un bon film, Me relaxer, Lire, Se déguiser, Aller à un concert
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Coquin/e, Obscur/e, Un amour
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Sitcoms, Films, Séries à l'eau de rose
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Comédies, Romantiques, Horreur, Thrillers
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Rock, Metal, Electro, Indus, Punk
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Fantaisie, Horreur, Humour, Mystères