Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Kvinde Søger en Mand
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Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Underskriv
Aquarius
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Stor og smuk
Min højde er
168 cm
Mine øjne er
Nøddebrun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Ja - hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Øjne
Kropsudsmykning
Blæk over alt, Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Hemmelige piercinger, Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er
Rødbrun / rød
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Kat, Eksotisk dyr, Fisk, Gnaver
Villig til at flytte
Nej
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Universitetsgrad
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Hjemmegående
Mit speciale er
Salg / marketing
Jeg bor
Med børn, Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Gennemsnitlig
Min sociale opførsel er
Højtråbende, Venlig, Komisk, Pyroman, Flirtende, Uadvendt, Mørk, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Læsning, Film, Internet, Familie, Spise til middag, Rejser, Madlavning, Camping, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Feste, I biografen, Afslappende, Læse en bog, Klæde sig ud, Tage til koncert
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Fræk, Obskur, En flirt
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Sitcoms, Film, Sæbeoperaer
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Comedy, Romantik, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Industrial, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Fantasy, Gys, Humor, Mystik