Old enough to know better!!!
mistressmalice
Nottingham, United Kingdom | Mulher Procurando um Homem
Informação Básica
Me Descreveria Como
Don't be put off by the 'unconventional' exterior, the person inside the clothes is more important than the image, isn't it?
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
I'm one of those old fashioned romantic types who loves being wooed, but at the same time I fully appreciate equality and if I like the look of you, I'll make the first move!
My friends say I'm honest, genuine, funny, a liability (though I'm not too sure that one's such a good thing... hmm) caring, considerate, tolerant and easy-going. But they would, cos I've paid them to say those things. Blackmail's a wonderful tool, don'tchya think?
I can talk forever about nothing in particular, but then, can't all women? I'm often awake in the small hours so if you fancy nothing more than a wee chat, go bother someone else, the reason I'm awake is cos you lot keep messaging me wanting nothing more than a wee chat! Literally. I don't often discuss my bodily functions and I'd like it to remain that way, ta.
I've got a disgusting sense of humour, am too open and honest for my own good and I do love a bit of (friendly) verbal sparring. I'm also quite intelligent so if smart women intimidate you, well, buy a damned dictionary and be a man, ffs!
Right. Get to it, then.
(though whilst I'm here, please... no one under 35/over 42 and if you live further than about 40 miles, I'd think twice about messaging me if I were you - cos if you do, and if we DO hit it off, I'll expect you to do at least 90% of the travelling.. probably late at night, when I want a foot rub or have a craving for chocolate chip cookies and Newcastle Brown Ale. You won't mind popping into ASDA on your way over, will you, Honeybuns...? *flutters eyelashes*)
Good day to you!!
Signo
Aquário
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Grande e Lindo
Minha Altura:
1.68 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Cor de avelã
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Divorciado
Com Filhos?
Sim - Em Casa
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não
Minha Melhor Característica:
Olhos
Arte no Corpo
Cheio de Tatuagens, Com piercing... mas somente na(s) orelha (s), Piercings Secretos, Tatuagem Visível
Cor de Cabelo:
Cobre / vermelha
Animais Que Possuo:
Gato, Animal Exótico, Peixe, Roedor
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Não
Status
Nível Educacional
Diploma Universitário
Ocupação
Dona de casa
Especialização
Vendas / Marketing
Eu Moro
Com Filho(s), Com Bicho(s) de Estimação
Em Casa
Amigos Vêm Ocasionalmente
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Como qualquer outro aluno
Meu Comportamento Social É
Barulhento, Amigável, Cômico/a, Problemático/a, Flertador(a)/Engatatão; Engatatona, Extrovertido/a, Sombria, Estranha
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Ler, Filmes, Internet, Família, Jantar, Viajar, Cozinhar, Acampar, Computadores
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Festas, Cinema, Relaxar, Ler Um Livro, Jogos de vestir, Ir A Um Concerto
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Obsceno/a, Obscuro/a, Maroto
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Seriados, Filmes, Novelas
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Comédia, Romance, Terror, Suspense
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Rock, Metal, Eletrônica, Industrial, Punk
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Fantasia, Terror, Humor, Mistério