I like em thick...
danthmankallio4u
Carbondale, Illinois | Homem Procurando um Mulher
Informação Básica
Eu Sei Falar
Inglês, Chinês
Me Descreveria Como
I'm Dan Kallio.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Signo
Virgem
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Musculoso
Minha Altura:
1.91 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Marrons
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Divorciado
Com Filhos?
Sim - Não Em Casa
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não
Minha Melhor Característica:
Umbigo
Arte no Corpo
Piercing no umbigo, Piercings Secretos
Cor de Cabelo:
Careca
Animais Que Possuo:
Cachorro, Roedor
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Sim
Status
Nível Educacional
Ensino Médio
Ocupação
Desempregado
Especialização
Comida / Restaurante
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
Menos Que $14,999USD
Eu Moro
Com Pais, Com Bicho(s) de Estimação
Em Casa
Há Sempre Uma Festa Acontecendo
Eu Fumo
Sim - Frequentemente
Eu Bebo
Sim - Frequentemente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Fanfarrão/Rufia
Meu Comportamento Social É
Turbulento/a, Barulhento
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Balada em Boates e Botecos/ Sair à Noite para Discotecas e Bares, Apostar
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Bares / Clubes, Beber, Ir A Um Casino
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
Grabbing some drinks with a lady friend
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
Yoga...it seems so relaxing, but I've always been to afraid to try
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Um(a) Troll, Perfeito
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Não Religioso
Frequento Serviços
Uma Vez Por Ano
Meu Objetivo na Vida É
To get my GED and get back in to college
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Afetado/a, Seco / Sarcástico, Sadista, Obsceno/a
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Reprises/Repetições
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ficção Científica
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Clássica, Dance, Gospel
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Autobiografia
Para mim, Diversão É
Getting a thick girl back to my place...yeah you know
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Boa Aparência, Dinheiro, Poder
O Que Você Procura?
I look for women who really know the ropes...they nneed to be able to put me in my place
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Amigo da Internet, Amigo, Encontro, Íntimo, Comprometido/a