I like em thick...
danthmankallio4u
Carbondale, Illinois | Mand Søger en Kvinde
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Jeg taler
Engelsk, Kinesisk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
I'm Dan Kallio.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Underskriv
Jomfruen
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Muskuløs
Min højde er
191 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn
Nej
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Navle
Kropsudsmykning
Navlering, Hemmelige piercinger
Mit hår er
Skaldet
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Hund, Gnaver
Villig til at flytte
Ja
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af gymnasiet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Arbejdsløs
Mit speciale er
Mad / catering
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Mindre end $14.999USD
Jeg bor
Med forældre, Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Der er altid fest
Jeg er ryger
Ja - ofte
Jeg drikker
Ja - ofte
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Bølle
Min sociale opførsel er
Højrøstet, Højtråbende
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Gå på diskotek / barer, Gambling
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Gå på casino
En ideel første date ville være
Grabbing some drinks with a lady friend
Jeg har altid villet prøve
Yoga...it seems so relaxing, but I've always been to afraid to try
Mine venner beskriver mig som
En trold, Perfekt
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Ikke religiøs
Jeg deltager i tjenester
En gang om året
Mit mål i livet er
To get my GED and get back in to college
Min form for humor er
Banal, Tør / sarkastisk, Sadistisk, Fræk
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Science Fiction
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Klassisk, Dance, Gospel
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Selvbiografi
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Getting a thick girl back to my place...yeah you know
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Flot udseende, Penge, Magt
Hvad leder du efter?
I look for women who really know the ropes...they nneed to be able to put me in my place
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet