I like em thick...
danthmankallio4u
Carbondale, Illinois | Mann Suche eine/n Frau
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Ich kann sprechen
Englisch, Chinesisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
I'm Dan Kallio.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Muskulös
Meine Größe ist
6' 3 (1.91 m)
Meine Augen sind
Braun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Geschieden
Ich habe Kinder
Ja - nicht zuhause
Ich möchte Kinder
Nein
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Bauchnabel
Körperkunst
Bauchnabelpiercing, Geheime Piercings
Mein Haar ist
Kahl
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Hund, Nagetier
Bereit umzuziehen
Ja
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hauptschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Arbeitslos
Meine Spezialität ist
Essen / Catering
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
Weniger als $14,999USD
Ich lebe
Mit Eltern/Elternteil, Mit Haustier(en)
Zuhause
Es steigt ständig eine Party
Ich bin Raucher
Ja - Oft
Ich trinke
Ja - Oft
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Tyrann
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Heftig, Laut
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Clubbing / Ausgehen, Spielen
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Clubbing / Bars, Trinken, Ins Casino gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
Grabbing some drinks with a lady friend
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
Yoga...it seems so relaxing, but I've always been to afraid to try
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Ein Troll, Perfekt
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Nicht Religiös
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Einmal im Jahr
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
To get my GED and get back in to college
Mein Art Humor ist
Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Sadistisch, Scharf
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Wiederholungen
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Science Fiction
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Klassik, Dance, Gospel
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Auto-Biografie
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
Getting a thick girl back to my place...yeah you know
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Gutes Aussehen, Geld, Kraft
Wonach suchst du?
I look for women who really know the ropes...they nneed to be able to put me in my place
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