I like em thick...
danthmankallio4u
Carbondale, Illinois | Hombre Buscando Mujer
Información Básica
Puedo hablar
Inglés, Chino
Me describiría a mi mismo como
I'm Dan Kallio.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Signo
Virgo
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Musculoso
Mi altura es
6' 3 (1.91 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Divorciado
Tengo hijos
Si - No En Casa
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi Mejor característica es
Ombligo
Piercings, tatuajes…
Piercing en el ombligo, Piercings secretos
Mi pelo es
Calvo
Tengo uno o más de estos
Perro, Roedor
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
Si
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de instituto
Mi situación laboral actual es
Desempleado
Mi especialidad es
Alimentación / Restauración
Mi salario anual es de
Menos de $14,999USD
Vivo en
Con Padres, Con Mascota/s
En casa
Siempre hay alguna fiesta montada
Soy Fumador
Si - A menudo
Soy Bebedor
Si - A menudo
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Machote
Socialmente, me describiría como
Bullicioso/a, Ruidoso
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Clubes / Ir de bares, Apuestas
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Clubs / Bares, Beber, Ir al Casino
Mi primera cita ideal sería
Grabbing some drinks with a lady friend
Siempre he querido probar
Yoga...it seems so relaxing, but I've always been to afraid to try
Mis amigos me describen como
Un duende, Perfecto
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
No soy religioso
Voy a la iglesia
Una vez al año
Mi meta en la vida
To get my GED and get back in to college
Mi sentido del humor es
Irónico/a, Seco / Sarcástico, Sádico/a, Obsceno
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Reposiciones
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Ciencia Ficción
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Clásica, Baile, Gospel
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Autobiografías
Mi idea de diversión es
Getting a thick girl back to my place...yeah you know
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Buena Imagen, Dinero, Poder
¿Qué estás buscando?
I look for women who really know the ropes...they nneed to be able to put me in my place
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido