I like em thick...
danthmankallio4u
Carbondale, Illinois | Mies Hae A Naista
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Osaan puhua
Englanti, Kiinalainen
Kuvailisin itseäni
I'm Dan Kallio.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Kirjaudu
Neitsyt
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Lihaksikas
Pituuteni on
6' 3 (1.91 m)
Silmienvärini on
Ruskea
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Eronnut
Minulla on lapsia
Kyllä - Ei kotona
Haluan lapsia
Ei
Paras puoleni on
Napa
Ulkonäkö
Napakoru, Salaisia lävistyksiä
Hiukseni ovat
Kalju
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Koira, Jyrsijä
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Kyllä
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Peruskoulua
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Työtön
Erikoistun
Ruoka / Ravintola
Tuloni per vuosi
Vähemmän kuin $14 999USD
Asun
Vanhempien kanssa, Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa
Kotona
Meillä on aina bileet
Tupakoin
Kyllä - Usein
Juon
Kyllä - Usein
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Kiusaaja
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Riehakas, Äänekäs
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Clubit / Baarit, Uhkapelit
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Klubit / Baarit, Juominen, Menen Kasinolle
Unelma treffini olisivat
Grabbing some drinks with a lady friend
Olen aina halunnut kokeilla
Yoga...it seems so relaxing, but I've always been to afraid to try
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Peikko, Täydellinen
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Ei uskonnollinen
Käyn säännöllisesti
Kerran vuodessa
Tavoitteeni elämässäni on
To get my GED and get back in to college
Minun tapainen huumori on
Pinnallinen, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Sadistinen, Roisi
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Uusinnat
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Scifi
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Klassinen, Dance musiikki, Gospel musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Omaelämänkerta
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Getting a thick girl back to my place...yeah you know
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Hyvä ulkonäkö, Raha, Voima
Mitä etsit?
I look for women who really know the ropes...they nneed to be able to put me in my place
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
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