I like em thick...
danthmankallio4u
Carbondale, Illinois | Uomo Cerca un/una Donna
Informazioni di base
Parlo
Inglese, Cinese
Mi descriverei come
I'm Dan Kallio.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.
Segno zodiacale
Vergine
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Muscoloso
La mia altezza è
6' 3 (1.91 m)
I miei occhi sono
Marroni
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
Sì - Non a casa
Voglio figli
No
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Ombelico
Body Art
Anello ombelico, Piercing nascosto
I Miei capelli sono
Pelato
Ho una o più di queste
Cani, Roditori
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Un po' di scuole medie inferiori
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Disoccupato
La mia specializzazione è
Ristorazione/ Catering
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
Meno di €14,999Euro
Vivo
Con i genitori, Con animali domestici
A casa
C'è Sempre una festa
Fumo
Sì - Spesso
Bevo
Sì - Spesso
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Bullo
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Vivace, Chiassoso
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Andare per locali, Gioco d'azzardo
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Andare per locali, Bere, Andare al Casinò
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
Grabbing some drinks with a lady friend
Ho sempre voluto provare
Yoga...it seems so relaxing, but I've always been to afraid to try
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Un troll, Perfetto
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Non religioso
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Una volta all'anno
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
To get my GED and get back in to college
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Campeggio, Sarcastico, Sadico, Volgare
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Repliche
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Fantascienza
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Classica, Dance, Gospel
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Auto biografie
La mia idea di divertimento è
Getting a thick girl back to my place...yeah you know
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Bellezza, Soldi, Potere
Cosa cerchi?
I look for women who really know the ropes...they nneed to be able to put me in my place
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici di rete, Amici , Incontri, Intimi, Impegnati