WITTY black male sought pref with locks
wittylady
Canterbury, United Kingdom | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As
50+mumble mumble - witty BBW - unique, eccentric, good cook. Looking for genuine gentle male with dry soh and happy disposition. No yardies or medallion men please. Must be in uk, able to spell and speak English and love animals. AND BE FUNNY
Sign
Leo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Other
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Work At Home
My Speciality Is
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is
Cat Fosterer, Writer, Make Greeting Card
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Observant, Reserved, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gardening, Movies, Playing Cards, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Pick me up in a horsedrawn carriage and take me to Paris for lunch? Actually it is not important as long as you can talk and we can get to know one another. If you are witty & funny, it would be a bonus.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Sushi, wining the lottery, my own yacht, a 3 wheeler trial bike, tea with the Royal Family, Jonny Depps private quarters, Captaining a Pirate Ship, Swimming with Hump back Whales, working with monkeys, or any animal for that matter, Italian hand made shoes.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool
Views
My Religion Is
Atheist
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To be happy, content, enriched, fulfilled, and to be as important to my friends and loved ones as they are to me. To care for as many foster cats as I can and to leave behind a warm memory for all concerned.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Blues, Classical, Jazz, Pop, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read
Fiction, Humor, Mystery, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Movie at home, Fish n chips on the promenade, picnic on the beach or in the park, playing with animals, having friends over for dinner or BBQ, shopping, eating out, making cards, fishing, holidays, w/ends away, swimming, sunny days and good music, cooking, gardening, spending time with my friends.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
Someone who makes me laugh, love black with dreadlocks (long or short), bald and funky. Jewellery (not Mr. T), hats, bandanas, etc. Like blonde black guys. White with long hair. Intelligence and street smart is a plus.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed