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todd2ds

Toronto, Ontario | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As
depressed and fat and balding and did I mention depressed and fat
Sign
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Stocky
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets

Status

My Education Level Is
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is
Work At Home
My Speciality Is
Other
I Live
Alone
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Flirtatious, Observant, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Arts & Crafts, Family, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Skipping it and just starting with a less awkward second date.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Going on a first date.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Someone They Want To Be, Perfect, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Political Views Are
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
Been there, done that and have worn out the tee shirts.
To stop you from snorting when you laugh.
To not cry a little when I laugh.
To not pee a little when I laugh when I'm older.
To be the best dad/friend I can be to my daughter.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
Creating a tongue in cheek dating site profile

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Intelligence, Oddities, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
Matching bra and panties.
Mismatched socks.
Tummies are nice.
Razor stubble on the lower lip.
At least one chin below the mouth.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Committed