What do you want?

I Can Speak

English, Binary, Other

I Would Describe Myself As

Welcome to Dreamland. A program dedicated to an examination of areas of the human experience not easily nor neatly... put in a box! Things seen at the edge of vision, awakening a part of the mind as yet not mapped and yet things every bit as real as the air we breathe, but don't see. This is Dreamland.

The cat in the photo is geriatric. I'm holding her by her scruff, wrapped in the towel in preparation to administer medication without being clawed to pieces in the process, not to be cruel.

I can generally be seen in a film noir setting, carrying a laptop computer and wearing a straw boater. I always wear a straw boater. In fact, there's never a moment when I'm NOT wearing a straw boater. Even in the shower.

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

6' 3 (1.91 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

Body Art

Fanged, Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

I have multiple jobs

I Live

With Parent(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Games, Dining, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games

An Ideal First Date Would Be

One in which my date consents to join me in scaling those skyscrapers with suction cup gloves.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Going back down the elevator instead of scaling back down the side of the skyscraper. :-(

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Atheist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

To climb every one of those skyscrapers with my suction cup gloves, but while wearing a costume vampire cape and vampire teeth.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, I Don't Like Movies

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, New age, Soul, Reggae, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Scaling those skyscrapers with my suction cup gloves.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

Suction cup gloves.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed