can you make me laugh?

Me describiría a mi mismo como

36year old, bunny boiling, desparate female...people have been warned to stand to close to me...otherwise they run the risk of perforated ear drums and permanent hearing damage, owing to the sound of my biological clock ticking too loudly!

desparate to meet a man, any man...whom i will cling to needily and possessively...simpering plaintively when i think i'm not getting me own way...how can you resist really???

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