looking for SPECIAL friend

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am kinda new to Texas and looking for friends...wow, that just sounds sad.. I am a very outgoing person who people say I am in a class of my own.. They say it would be scary if there were two of me..haha..I love to laugh and to make people laugh. Life is to short to worry about the small stuff. My friends say I should be put on the pamphlet at the welcome center coming into Texas as a tourist attraction because I am always there to bring them up with they are down and will make them laugh no matter how stupid it makes me look!! Good God, I sound like I rode the short bus or something..lol.. I am going to stop now, because I really have no idea what to even write, I am just running at the mouth

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 3 (1.6 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Lips

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Retired

I Make This Much In A Year

More Than $150,000USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Camping, Cooking, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Games, Movies, Photography, Playing Cards, Tv

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Museum, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things

I've Always Wanted To Try

sky diving or bungee jumping...I have wanted to do it for years but still haven't gotten my nerve up to jump out of a perfectly good airplane...but I WILL!!!!

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

My Goal In Life Is

to just die happy..preferrably later in life than sooner..lol...but HAPPY!!

My Kind Of Humor Is

Friendly, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Country, Dance, Jazz, Pop, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Mystery

My Idea Of Fun Is

anything that will make me laugh!!! I can have fun doing anything if the right person or people are around..

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

someone who can make me laugh..it is so important to have a good personality!!!I will do anything to make someone laugh

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate