genuine and corny

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

first off, my name is Kelcy but most of my friends call me Kelso...SWF...35, BBW, 5'8", reddish brown hair, hazel eyes, corny sense of humor, mother of one teenage son (equally corny), honest, tactfull, NOT a game player, NOT psycho, not jealous, has priorities straight, full time college student, has own transportation (lol), loves family functions and family ingeneral, legitimate massage therapist/independant contractor, genuine, good communicator...

seeking male with similar qualities, including a job or some legitimate means of self support. lol. you have kids? Not a problem! I have one son already but a recent hysterectomy would make more children impossible...sorry guys! animals not a problem...tell me more about you...

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Lips

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Unemployed

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

Medical Massage Therapist

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Family, Dining, Photography, Travel, Camping, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games

An Ideal First Date Would Be

key words "no pressure!" lol. I'm NOT in to romantic first dates. I think a first date should be very informal where the parties involved can make lots of small talk. A first date is always good to go on with another couple or group of friends, that way if the 'date-ees' really aren't connecting then there are other people to interact with.

I've Always Wanted To Try

there's not much I want to try really. I'm up for new experiences but I'm not into extremes.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, Dance

When I Read, I Always Read

Fiction, Horror, Humor, Nature, Reference, Religious, Science, Science Fiction

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Wit

What Do You Look For?

A genuine DECENT person with good morals...of course there's always room for mistakes! Someone who errs on the side of caution instead of falling on the side of impulsivity...a good source guidance for my son...a man who doesn't need a woman to take care of him (because I already HAVE a son...lol)...someone who appreciates my need to sing and won't critisize me for it...or better yet, someone who'll sing WITH me.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

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