Stupid should hurt!

I Would Describe Myself As

I am 32 and live in a small town in NC. I have three tattoos and my tongue pierced and just trying this out as a different approach in meeting someone "nice". I have two little girls and am divorced and have been for 3 years. I am sometimes brutally honest...but expect the same in someone else. I am very funny, so I have been told, and am always the life of the party. I crack jokes all the time and have a line for just about anything! lol Oh yeah...I have the perfect body..it's dead and stinking in the trunk of my car!! lol I sometimes think I am flypaper for freaks..so if you are one...try not to stick..lol Getting to know me, if nothing else, would be an adventure that you would love. I don't like drama..and I tend to keep my life free of it...so if you are intelligent, handsome, funny, and a total sweet heart...you should give me a try!

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Black

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog, Bird, Fish

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

My Job Title Is

Management

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

There Is Always A Party Going On

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Travel, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

To meet at a coffee shop or something and talk for a bit and get to know one another and then decide what we wanted to do...

I've Always Wanted To Try

Skydiving...i think it's the coolest!

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, New age, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Humor, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

My idea of fun is going out with my friends on a Friday and Saturday night and dancing all night long and meeting new people. It's a ritual with us and we have a blast doing it! You should come with us sometime ;)

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I look for a man with great teeth to start out with..if his teeth are pretty than he has a good shot. Personality is a big thing for me...if he can laugh at me and with me and understand my flirtatious side..then that is a plus. He has to be intelligent...i don't like stupid men...and honesty...big thing...be honest...i always am!

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed