Awesome seeks gorgeous

I Can Speak

English, French

I Would Describe Myself As

Smart, well-heeled but down to earth young chap living in the South West but often in London and up north too. I love stand-up comedy, my work, good-natured debate, cheese pancakes, pub quizzes, playing Scrabble, reading Private Eye, being busy, British TV drama, feats of engineering, travelling, Beethoven's 5th & 8th, old concrete street lights, Van Halen's 'Jump', having a positive outlook on life, real ale (don't panic, no sandals), holding a decent conversation, meeting new people, correct use of apostrophes, oodles of beautiful squishy female fat, making my own luck in the world, cheesy 80s music and lots lots more. A few other little facts, to save you asking: I don't take heroine/arnica/immodium. I know how to fix most things without making too much mess and enjoy exhibiting my substantial toolbox.
Looking for new friends at the moment. In the longer run, my ideal match would be a girl who appreciates at least half the stuff in my 'I like' list. (Doesn't matter if you don't like all of it... I will nobly take the 'real ale' bullet on behalf of the team.) I get on with folk of all ages, 18-110, but in the long run I'd see myself settling with a fellow early-80s baby. If you have a quick (and very British) sense of humour... coupled with a lovely soft, pliant, expansive and plush vocabulary, then we'll most likely get on famously! Prithee apply within!

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Pisces

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Black

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some University

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Other

I Drink

Yes - Like A Fish

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Partying, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Obscure

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Situation Comedies

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Good Looks, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

Looking for new friends at the moment. In the longer run, my ideal match would be a girl who appreciates at least half the stuff in my 'I like' list. (Doesn't matter if you don't like all of it... I will nobly take the 'real ale' bullet on behalf of the team.) I get on with folk of all ages, 18-110, but in the long run I'd see myself settling with a fellow early-80s baby. If you have a quick (and very British) sense of humour... coupled with a lovely soft, pliant, expansive and plush vocabulary, then we'll most likely get on famously! Prithee apply within!

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate