Funny girl looking for a match

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am fun, happy and sarcastic most of the time. I think Nicolas Cage is overrated. I don't leave wet bath towels on the floor, though it's never bothered me to find them there. I can't get my universal remote to work. I like the color burgundy. I'm sure by this point, you too wish this website had given me stricter guidelines. I tried yoga once. I hate the sound my computer speakers make when my cell phone is next to them. I think we'll see an alternate fuel source used in our lifetimes. I never wanted a pony because: one- they don't smell very nice and two- they don't get any bigger which freaks me out. Christmas isn't even really the day Jesus was born, so it bugs me when people say it's commercialized because the church commercialized it first. I always ate my peas. I won first place in a clown parade when I was 3. Once, I ate half a caterpillar. I don't think M&Ms should have gone blue. I hate emails about emails. I like ending my sentences with prepositions. Tom Cruise always makes me freak out a little. I'm happy when it rains, not because I like Garbage, but because I like rain. I want to eat raisins that aren't wrinkled. I don't like buying razor blades that are locked in plastic cage at the drug store. I don't think there is superior intelligence on other planets, but I do think there might be inferior intelligence on other planets. But, seriously, enough about me...

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Other, Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

CSR

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Theater, Cooking

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

First date? Well, dinner? Coffee? I mean, first dates are a lot of get-to-know-you, so some where that we could talk a bit. What about bowling? Okay, I think I'll go with bowling.

I've Always Wanted To Try

I've always wanted to try welding. I hear it's a kick.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Catholic

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

My goal in life is to be as happy as any one person can be and to take others along for the ride.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

Dramas, Situation Comedies, Reality Shows, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Romance, Drama, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

Anthology, Classic, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Reference, Poetry, Satire

My Idea Of Fun Is

Going to movies or the comedy club. Maybe a game night. I'm pretty easy to please, so I'm up for whatever.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I look for someone who's humor I compliment, and someone who can compliment mine. Someone who can speak intelligently about things, but doesn't throw that intelligence in other people's faces. Someone who is true to their commitments. Not being a cult member would be nice too.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed