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funken

Upper Marlboro, Maryland | Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
HEEEEEEEERE'S Kenny!!!!!
I am 58 yrs old ... I am happily divorced,3times...
I am a US Army veteran.
I have spent the last Thirty+ yrs., driving trucks for a living.
Local dumps, concrete mixers, and Roll-Offs.
I am probably the only "Redneck Hillbilly", who was actually born and raised,in the GHETTOS of South East Wash., DC...
I have been fortunate enough to do some traveling around this Great Country of ours!!!
I have lived in Fla., Texas, Cal., and The Shenandoah Valley* in Va. (* = Favorite place of all)!!!
I currently live in Md., a
For a couple of years, I worked with a friend of mine running air freight out of Dulles Airport, in Virginia, That's how I got to travel and see so much of this country. TOO many beautiful sites to see... And still have not seen the Northwest part of the U.S.
I don't have much to show for the life I have been blessed with, But dammit, I've had a good time!!!
And when God does call me away, I'm sliding up to the Pearly Gates sideways, Jumping out and yelling,,,
"Man what a ride!!!! Thank you Lord!!!!" I am not a VERY religious person, but I AM a God fearing man!!!
I do believe in God, and I believe what the Bible tells us...
At this time I am single by choice... Now for the "PERSONAL INFO"!!!!!
I really DON'T care about a womans' age or weight, as long as she is easy on the eyes...
And OVER 40!!!!! Some very big women are very pretty in the face... The face is pretty to see, The rest is fun to ????....
I prefer a woman who is, shall we say,,, NOT skinny....
I like giving kisses on the neck,,, and "other places", but I am a die hard leg man!!!
I don't like skinny legs. I like to know I got my hands on something!!!
And I will end with that thought, HOWEVER,,,, I have nothing to hide in this world. If there is any other thing you would like to know about me, just ask "ME"!!! But know this,,, I shoot straight from the hip! I call things as I see them, and I am brutally honest... I HATE liers and thieves!!!
And MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRIVACY, HONESTY, AND RESPECT, are SACRED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever we may talk about in a private chat, is EXACTLY THAT.... PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!
I share that talk with NO ONE!!!!!!! And I EXPECT the same RESPECT in return!!!!!!!!
I hope you have a GREAT DAY!!!! Kenny...
Sign
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Hands
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No

Status

My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Transportation
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Cars, Cooking, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Sports, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Making you smile when we meet!!! Then doing something fun...Bowling, Long ride to nowhere, or whatever happens to be the idea of the day...
I've Always Wanted To Try
Sky-diving, but too afraid...
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Republican
My Goal In Life Is
To be happy in this life, and to give the biggest smile possible to someone else...
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Blues, Country, Folk, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is
Watching you get to where I am trying to take you!!! ;)

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Passiveness, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
Pretty eyes!!!! Nice smile... Full figure, and GREAT shaped legs with Thigh-Highs!!!!!
OOPS!!! Did I say that out loud???? ;)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate