Looking for a King, finding only Jokers.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm a realistic optimist who dreams of skydiving, but knows she'll never jump out of a plane. I'm a lady in the parlour, but wicked behind closed doors. I'm passionate and insightful, so many things I can't put into words... are you curious yet?

My grandad says I should have been born with the red hair to match my fiery temper, but I'm also sweet as sugar. I love my pets so much that I consider them my furry children. I'm loyal and honest and occasionally self-critical to a fault. I have a highly developed sense of humour -- must be all the time I spend laughing at the world. My favourite flavour is peppermint, but I smell like tea and cloves. I love the moon, hate mosquitos, and collect jewellery from other countries.

Okay, so maybe that isn't quite everything you want to know about me, but those unanswered questions give you a reason to message me! I can't read or respond to messages on here, but you can reach me at this username on ya.ho.o.ca

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Native American, Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Lips

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Part-time

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

My Job Title Is

Customer Service Agent

I Make This Much In A Year

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

I Live

With Parent(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Family, Cooking, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Nothing too fancy, that's for sure. A good film at a cheap theatre, preferably one that isn't packed with people, and then maybe a walk or a drive. It doesn't have to be under a shining full moon, even rainy weather is fine, just a little time alone together. Good conversation is easy to come by when there's no distractions. Maybe a cup of tea or coffee if things seem promising.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Kissing upside down in the rain... kidding! Man, that was a cheesy film moment for the record books...

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

I want to start a career in interior design, hopefully make a comfortable living, find a man to love and be loved by, hopefully create a few little ones and just generally be happy with who I am, who I'm with and what we're doing.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Ambient

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

I have many different ideas of 'fun.' Cooking and baking are fun, but so is walking through the river valley. Walking the dog can be a good time, but so can shopping on Whyte Ave., or going to a concert, or hanging out with a group of friends at the bar. It all depends on the day and the mood and the people you're with!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I'm looking for someone who is ready for new experiences. Someone who appreciates a good joke, but knows when a hug is better medicine than laughter; someone who is honest, even when the truth hurts, because lying is just a wasted effort.

I like older men, but age, appearance, etc. all pale in comparison to genuine compatibility. I'm looking for that one man who will make me just as happy as I plan to make him.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed