I like em thick...

I Can Speak

English, Chinese

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm Dan Kallio.
Friends call me ODK.
No one ever calls me by my name. I have a million different nicknames including, but not limited to: Guppy, Doubtfire, Princess, ODK, Kelso, Danger Danager, Danimal, Cool Breeze, and others. In my free time I enjoy working at grocery stores, going to school, studying the finer points of criminal law, and prosecuting Cook County's finest since that is what my life has consisted of the last few years. I went to Northern Michigan University and got a degree in criminal justice and then decided to go to graduate school because it seemed like a good idea at the time. I am now in my last year of law school and am looking forward to collecting lawyer paychecks hopefully sometime next year. I like to think of myself as an Upper Peninsula Johnny Cochran. I like any sport that is likely to get you hurt. I really want to go noodling but am not sure that I want to live the rest of my life with 8 fingers. I like four wheelers and most outdoor things. I once found "The Batcave" on the side of a cliff. This is where I am soon to be living if this whole paycheck thing I mentioned earlier doesn't really work out for me. I hate sitting inside and watching sports even though most people really get into that. I have the worst group of friends in the world. This is basically true for every group of friends I have made in my travels across the Midwest. That's pretty much a quick summary of my life. If you are reading this you know me anyway, and if you want to know anything else... Welp, too bad, I guess.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Muscular

My Height Is

6' 3 (1.91 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Belly Button

Body Art

Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings

My Hair Is

Bald

I Have One Or More Of These

Dog, Rodent

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some High School

My Current Employment Status Is

Unemployed

My Speciality Is

Food / Catering

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

With Parent(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

There Is Always A Party Going On

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Bully

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Loud

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Gambling

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Grabbing some drinks with a lady friend

I've Always Wanted To Try

Yoga...it seems so relaxing, but I've always been to afraid to try

My Friends Describe Me As Being

A Troll, Perfect

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Once A Year

My Political Views Are

Socialist

My Goal In Life Is

To get my GED and get back in to college

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Classical, Dance, Gospel

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography

My Idea Of Fun Is

Getting a thick girl back to my place...yeah you know

What Do You Find Attractive?

Good Looks, Money, Power

What Do You Look For?

I look for women who really know the ropes...they nneed to be able to put me in my place

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed