It's Definitely Time to Meet Mr. Right!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Look I'm going to be completely honest here--I am a middle aged, overweight cranky white woman who is becoming more and more cynical with each passing day. My job blows, my kids are brats and there's nothing in my wallet except dust and moths. I don't really do much in terms of hobbies because I'm always broke and/or exhausted. I watch tv, eat, read and sleep in my spare time. Otherwise, I'm busy working, cooking, cleaning, running errands or doing laundry and chores. I do have a couple friends that take pity on me and treat me to a nice lunch or dinner on occasion, so I guess hanging out with me isn't all that bad. I do have a nice ride, my apartment is ok and I like my hair. I could stand to lose about 30 pounds because I've pretty much replaced love with food, but otherwise I keep myself well maintained. I'm pretty smart, witty (occasionally witty) and clearly I'm a low maintenance, down to earth kinda gal. I don't smoke, because it's ****ing disgusting. I don't do drugs or drink excessively because I have way too much self respect. And as much as I'd love to have a guy shower me with money and gifts, that's not why I'm here. I'm here to find someone who is single, attractive, down to earth with a good sense of humor, emotionally and geographically available, gainfully employed and adequately hung. Is that too much to ask for? I think not! =)

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 4 (1.63 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Fish

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Administrative / Management

My Job Title Is

Office Manager

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Cool Dude

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Friendly, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Dining, Family, Internet, Gardening, Movies, Reading, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home

An Ideal First Date Would Be

With a gentleman.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Going to the Keys for a long weekend, doing some site seeing, shopping and relaxing. Or going to South Beach for a hot weekend of sun and night life.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Raise my kids to be superstars.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rap, Rock, Soul

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, Home & Garden, Humor

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I'm looking for someone single (don't be surprised, I really have to specify this), attractive, down to earth with a good sense of humor. A non-smoker (this is a deal breaker), who is emotionally and geographically available, who is looking for the same sorts of things in life.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Committed