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cutejellybean
Cranford, New Jersey | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
HELLO..IM JEN..IM ALMOST 40..YIKES..I AM IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS GOING DOWN THE TOILET. HE IS 45 AND ACTS LIKE HES 5..HE IS NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED..
IM NOT LOOKING TO BE SOMEONES F*** BUDDY OR BOOTY CALL..LOOKING FOR A REAL CONNECTION..
I HAVE A WIDE VARIETY OF INTERESTS INCLUDING SPORTS, MUSIC,MOVIES, HISTORY..
DISCRETIION IS A MUST..DAYTIMES ARE THE ONLY TIME IM REALLY FREE...I HAVE 2 TEEN BOYS THAT ARE IN SPORTS AND IM IN PTA SO MY NIGHTS ARE FILLED.
IM NOT LOOKING TO BE SOMEONES F*** BUDDY OR BOOTY CALL..LOOKING FOR A REAL CONNECTION..
I HAVE A WIDE VARIETY OF INTERESTS INCLUDING SPORTS, MUSIC,MOVIES, HISTORY..
DISCRETIION IS A MUST..DAYTIMES ARE THE ONLY TIME IM REALLY FREE...I HAVE 2 TEEN BOYS THAT ARE IN SPORTS AND IM IN PTA SO MY NIGHTS ARE FILLED.
Sign
Pisces
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Curvy
My Height Is
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is
It says im unemployed..LOL
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Exercising, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Going for coffee..
I've Always Wanted To Try
Yikes..im not sure..I always wanted to go to Italy and Paris...To see the Louve and the tastes and smells of Italy..
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Agnostic
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Metal, Pop, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read
Fiction, History, Philosophy, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is
Going to a sports event (preferably hockey) going to the park to sit and talk, going for coffee, getting lost in a strange town or state. Antique shopping.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
i look for someone who is NOT perfect, someone who loves to laugh and has a good grasp on what life is all about. Someone mature and acts their age, but is also a clown...Independent....Not attached to Mommy's hip..LIVES ALONE not with Mom.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Internet Buddy, Friend, Date