I call myself Short,Fat & Funny.

First name

Lynda

I Would Describe Myself As

I'm pretty much a homebody.I have bad arthritis in my lower back and hips so walking hurts pretty good,but I still manage. I am funny ( crack myself up all the time). I'm kind patient and nice,( my daughter says.I am too nice). And I love BIG DOGS.I watch movies all the time ( I don't have cable). I live simply because I don't need much and it works for me. Sorry if I sound a little boring, but at least I am happy. It would be nice to have someone to kiss and cuddle with. I had a chocolate lab/ dalmation for 17 years, but lost her 3 years ago. We slept together every night.so now I hug my pillow. Gosh I seem boring but I'm not, just easy going.well I guess I will go now. This is my first cell phone and I am still learning to use it. I do have a landline also. I don't know how long I will have it so I guess we'll just have to see.Thanks for checking out the profile.Stay safe & healthy, Please. Sincerely Lynda,in Modesto.

Sign

Libra

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 2 (1.57 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

Hair and nails

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Movies

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Relaxing

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Meeting for coffee a bite ( I had the gastric so I don't eat much.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Horse back riding but I am to short to get on the horse

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

To find someone to truly love me and be nice. I'm ve had enough of the other.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Wish I Had A Tv

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, I Don't Like Reading

My Idea Of Fun Is

Grocery shopping
Lol.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Sensitivity, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

Niceness , kindness, respect

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend